TOTALLY UNFAIR POLL!

Crystal violently objects! How can two people (blind mortals) vote her as most bimbotic?!! Look at the other three! (I voted for zhon yun! hello the original!)

And these are the reasons why you should vote for the OTHERS:

1) Shall start with the Queen Zhon YUn

a) The totally copyrighted "hand over mouth" GASP! bimbo look originated from ZY!
--> Used when everybody gets on the bus, and she has conveniently forgotten. She waves us goodbye, then INSERT GASP LOOK because she realises she was suppose to get on too

b) The only bimbo that can do action stunts too!
--> She is on a lorry, happily talking. She sees her friends. She decides not to trouble the driver, and just jumps off lorry. Because the lorry is short. And it's not moving that fast.

c) I can name like hundreds. I mean Zhon Yun, is like the original:


"No man is an island, no dog is a chair"

"My friend knows you, you know!" (to lynn)
Lynn: which friend?
ZY: *thinks* I can't remember. Ask all your friends whether they know me!

(after awhile)

ZY: (shouts) i know!
Lynn: who?
ZY: (pauses) I don't know.

I mean, i can go on and on, but i shan't. Because now i have to give blog space to the other deserving bimbos.

Shall as DAPHNE!

a) She is the original chinese bimbo.
--> If in doubt, please ask her to act out her favourite chinese drama scenes. Especially the tragic moments. I can assure you, you will laugh till you can die.

Esp the Huan Zhu Ge Ge 3, war parts.'

Where an elephant almost stomped on one of the princes, and alot of arrows all shot into someone's chest.

Ask Daph to simulate that. hahahahaha

Was chatting with Daph one day...

Crys: So do you like your sister's fiance?
Daphne: He is quite nice. His foreigner.
Crys: Their baby will be soo cute!
Daphne: Yeah, of course! Look like their auntie what!

i can't remember all her follies, too many to name! But vote for her, if you want the oriental flavour!

3) Last but not least, the original HIMBO! KhairuL!

I mean. Seriously. He is totally himbotic. Totally. I still remember when i went home with khairul, something wrong would ALWAYS happen.

For example, he made me wait for a bus that wasn't going to come except 1 and a half hour later. And all those stupid bus whizzing past us, because we weren't paying attention.

Or taking two forks. And going to replace it. And then coming back with two spoons.

I mean seriously,khairul has so much himboticness to offer.

AND THE MOST UNFAIR THING IS

why isn't shariza on the list?

i suspect foul play!

*nods head fervently*

Please address all these grievances, for a better world.

Thank you.